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Posted March 4, 2013, 3:33 pm
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Masters champ Watson part of latest 'Golf Boys' video

The Golf Boys -- reigning Masters champion Bubba Watson, Hunter Mahan, Rickie Fowler and Ben Crane -- have unveiled their second viral video after the popularity of "Oh Oh Oh" that launched in 2010 just before the U.S. Open.

There is a lot more to this one lyrically, though you can bet there won't be any Grammy's on the horizon for the PGA Tour pros.

You should check out the video for yourself if you have the stomach for it. But here's a taste of the lyrics that incorporate (often painfully) many of their touring compadres.

Yes, I did transcribe this myself. It was painful.

GOLF BOYS 2.0H

Uh-huh, uh-huh

Golf Boys main

2,000-triziteen (Trizi-TEEN!)

Ben Crane

We runnin’ this short game

C-mon!

25 inches

on my golf cart rims

Going Bubba long

better watch out kids

Hitting so far

comin’ out of my shoes

Ain’t afraid to cry

Boo-hoo hooty hoooo!

Oh how the birdies

love me, love me, love me

Almonds in my bag

‘Cuz they’re yummy to my tummy

Pictures in my back swing

baby that ain’t funny

Got my SPF on

'Cuz it’s sunny, sunny, sunny

We’re going flat bills

We’re going flat bills

Rickie Fowler-to-Fowler-to-Fowler flat bills

We’re going button up

We’re going button up

Bubba-to-Bubba-to-Bubba button up

We’re going Mahan

We’re going Mahan

Grizzly wicked like a mountain man

We’re going insane

We’re going Ben Crane

Cuh-caw, cuh-caw -- golf boys main

Cuh-caw, cuh-caw -- golf boys main

Ha-ha ha-ha!

Got some hot wings at Stuart Appleby’s

Oh I want to win so Aaron Baddeley

My ball hit the trees and it bounced on the green

Man he got off so Adam Scott free

Caught a Tiger by his tail for the Bo Van Pelt

Made a shirt from the fur because I like the way it felt

Rain delay now they sound the alarm

You couldn’t hit the side of a Ricky Barnes

I like olives in my Rory Sabbatini

One time I got asked to play in a bikini

They said it was for a really good cause

I thought about it then I said Kevin ... NA!

Stewy stewy Cink

Stewy stewy Cink

I got a drippy faucet on my Stewy stewy Cink

I took a va-cay to Sang Moon Bae

I got a massage every single Jason Day

Messin’ with me you must be cruisin’ for a bruisin’

Don’t let me catch you Louis Oost-snoozin’

We’re going flat bills

We’re going flat bills

Rickie Fowler-to-Fowler-to-Fowler flat bills

We’re going button up

We’re going button up

Bubba-to-Bubba-to-Bubba button up

We’re going Mahan

We’re going Mahan

Grizzly wicked like a mountain man

We’re going insane

We’re going Ben Crane

Cuh-caw, cuh-caw -- golf boys main

Cuh-caw, cuh-caw -- golf boys main

Ha-ha ha-ha!

Now that just happened

Cuh-caw, cuh-caw

Do you feel that?

Cuh-caw, cuh-caw

Til next time

I’m the now in the middle of the now

Tweet it. You’re welcome

Golf Boys 2.Oh